$VOLVVOLVO THE
CHAD PIGEON
LIFT & SHIT ↓
ROOFTOP ATHLETICS DEPT.
NO BREAD. JUST BULK.

SOME
BIRDS
FLY.

HE
LIFTS.

Volvo, a grey city pigeon with enormous feathered muscles, orange bead eyes, iridescent neck and both wings raised in a double-biceps flex.“I DON'T BEG
FOR GAINS.”
ROOFTOP ACCESSFLIGHT
CANCELLED.
LEG DAY: ALSO CANCELLED.SHIT LISTED
00 / 08 REPS CLEAN CARS. FOR NOW.

CLICK / TAP / ENTER WHAT GOES UP…

↓ STREET LEVEL NICE DAY TO PARK HERE.
VOLVO'S HAND WASH
YOU PARK. I PROVIDE.$0IN CLEAN-UP ORDERS
ONE WASH
$35
FULLY SHIT-BOOKED

The sky is not the limit. It's the toilet.

Verified original artwork 1691: the double-biceps Chad Pigeon against his original grey studio background.